Saturday, 3 May 2025

Merry month of May (17)

From henceforth, most 'outings' of Antara would be described in detail on the FACSIMILE blog, as per demands made by the NRIs, to judge if Antara was transgressing her limits. 

Accordingly, Michelle and Chetla would be 'cracking the whip' on the Pentagon.

1. Antara went for the recommended clinical tests on Saturday, since it was her husband's off day. In the absence of Aadhaar and a bank account, Antara didn't have spending powers, hence she had to await her husband's off day to travel to the clinic. Antara's lack of spending powers was as per the Indian Govt's rules and regulations. 

2. Given the experience Antara underwent on May 3, 2025, it was no longer advisable to have the second Treasury account for peaceful living of Hindus in India and Nepal. The Treasury account would only remain applicable to 

Maharashtra, Goa, Karnataka, Kerala, Lakshadweep, Tamil Nadu, Andaman and Nicobar Islands, Andhra Pradesh, along with Nepal.

The rest of India was no longer covered by the Treasury account, Telangana lost out because of a close female relative who resided there.

3. It was to be known that for more than a decade now, Canada had no responsibility for the RMS Titanic narrative. Thus, asking Canada for 'friendly loans' would not solve northern India or Kolkata's problems. 

The RMS Titanic narrative was handled only by the US intelligence community, excluding those of Indian origin like Kash Patel or Shohini Sinha. 

Within Antara's family, any RMS Titanic-related development would be communicated to the AT Das/Rashmela side of the family, Antara would be personally undertaking such a task.

4. The medical tests cost around Rs 9,000/- given the severity of Antara's illness.

5. Antara had gone without breakfast so on their way back, they stopped at a Kalkaji outlet, where Antara took her pre-breakfast medication, followed by one idli and some vegetable upma.

Antara's spouse had a plate of vada, but later had a panic attack, probably realising Chetla's censure of southern India, "What was that, some south Indian donut?"

6. Next, Antara's husband purchased household wear for himself (there had been almost a decade when neither of them were allowed to buy clothes, part of the torture-surveillance to enable NRI grab at the Treasury.) 

Antara's husband recommended a lower-middle class bedsheet, made of cotton and with floral motifs, the sort that was used in Kolkata and the suburbs. Antara took the hint and purchased it, to please Chetla and Prominent Personality, who always shopped from Kolkata.

7. Antara needed notebooks for her allusions work. She bought several of these, on the way out, she was hit by a Zomato scooter speeding out of the alleyway. Antara was hit on the arm by the scooter. However, she didn't suffer fracture or bruises, though it might bother for a while.

Antara's husband accosted the Zomato guy and took his photo. The Zomato guy maintained he had done nothing wrong. When Antara asked whether it was his intention to fatally hurt Antara, he replied, "No". Thus, NRIs and IITians remained against purchase of notebooks, allusions work and intellectual pursuit for women who lived in India.  

Getting hit by the Zomato scooter was therefore a threat to Antara, not an attempt at life.

8. Antara had felt faint under the blazing midday sun, she was unwell and returning from the hospital. However, the husband went on and on, "You don't have any idea, take their photo and call Zomato and all problems were solved. All my colleagues did so, all the time."

Antara shouted at passers-by that she needed the notebooks to solve their incessant coup mania, and if India was a wealthy, democratic country, then Indians should take care of themselves.

At the least, Indians should have withdrawn their coup story, published in a national newspaper in April 2012.

9. Antara would recommend far fewer allusions relevant to India. Even if Canada didn't give 'friendly loans', there had been massive deal-cutting over the last few days by Alamo Girl and Prominent Personality. Along with Chetla, these three remained the most popular personalities of northern, eastern and western India.

10. Antara would also request Indian wives to not try Mexican food, they looked silly, like wannabes. 

Mexico had hundreds of varieties of chillies, not the one or two sorts sold in India. 

Mexico had thousands of sauces, not the gloopy-gloppy thing Indians dunked their chicken or paneer in. 

Mexico had several dozen ways to cook plantains/bananas, Indians didn't know a single one except banana chips in southern India.

Leave cooking/cuisine-related matters to experts, India was never known for good cuisine. Wear those oversized T-shirts and go watch some IPL.

May 3, 2025.  

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